On the hooded reptilians run the world
and the bloodline wont put out the fire
no matter how many links in the water
carrying train to the top of a big
burning mountain that at night
is a look alike for a pyramid with
an eye in it all reptilian and
they made ferrets illegal in
California is to crush the
only rebellion that can
kill a cobra is the
mongoose you and…
—Z. Horton
Mr. Cobra just asked the poet to write about cobras. He didn't mention his name was Cobra. As the poet handed him the finished poem, Mr. Cobra mentioned his name was Cobra. The poet insisted on writing another poem since this one didn't truly fit. Mr. Cobra then explained to him that this was actually perfect because our design company uses the all seeing eye in the branding and we smuggled ferrets into California when we first moved here. The poet was dumbfounded…